Chanukah on ice in Cincinatti Ohio

Ice menorah! a modern day chanukah miracle- will it last for 8 days??
Lighting the menorah in the middle of the ice rink
chaya, muki, chany and devorah leah on the ice!
check out chaya promoting camp chabad- the t-shirt!

specially for leah....where we are now...

guys, i miss u all...boohoohoo!!!
email me....i will reply wen i get a chance...internet acces is sporadic... leah, here's a list of where everyone is or is going to the best of my knowledge

Muki - Mason, Ohio
Chaya- Brooklyn, New York
Mushki- currently South africa, in Feb, melbourne
Mushi- South Africa, starting university in begining of feb
Sasha- in South Africa, as far as i know going to israel in jan
Shterna Sarah- going to israel in jan
Sammy - home for now, going to israel in aug
marli- ? i wish i knew....

k, gtg now

lots of love

hey ppl

so i have arrived in ny...i'm sitting here in my uncles basement in long island and posting this (duh. wen my sis is finished work she will come fetch me and take me to the katzes house which shall be my abode from now until june iyh. how funny, when i was at the airport before i boraded the plane, i lost my hnadbag...i bent down to pick up a book in exclusive and wen i went to pay for the book, i didnt have my bag....i nearly died!!!!!! i went back running around the shop and soon found my handbag sitting calmly on the floor where i had left it, waiting for me...it was such a relief....it was properly a petrifying moment...i have my whole life in that bag....my cellphone, ticket...everything!!!!k i'm going to lie down for a bit...dw muki not sleep, just lie down...

STOP PERFECT

can we please take perfect off!!!!!!!!!
im so sick of it and really wanna watch the moshav band without simple plan backing vocals
and it just wont stop
HELP PLEASE, i dunno how to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eliyahu Hanavi by Moshav Band

MISSING YOU ALL TONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLZ KEEP IN TOUCH- EMIAL ME!!!
LOTS OF LUV!! MWA MWA

MATRIC '06c

MATRIC '06c

MATRIC '06c

MATRIC '06c

lol

read esp the last lines.....

 

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else...I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incolhol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I foos so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MUKI

mukiduck, i just sent u an email that sez 'don't open if ppl r reading over ur shoulder' it is not a joke....please dont let any holy ppl (or any hairy ppl from ch)see that message because it could

a) damage their precious neshamas

b) damage my precious reputation

 

thanks luvvie

 

 

go see this

http://home.att.net/~soloshideaway/657/positive.htm

my new glasses

wat do u think?

Learning how to wash dishes!!!

Y do you think i came to NY?? to learn how to be a good housewife of course!! i promise i didnt cum here to find a shidduch:)

yes or no?

on wednesdays, we wear pink!

SPONGE BOB!

Good-bye to Muki at DJ's

MATRIC '06c

MATRIC '06c

more picnic pics

picnic on the koppies

a ROMANTIC moment had by the newly weds....not in front of the children...of course it was on the ROMANTIC koppies...under a tree
picnic!
sasha and muki
the food!!!!!! the reason why we are all so fat
don't even ask!!!! practicing somersaults...

more pics of our last day

going mad inside the limoeveryone who came w/

its all over now!!!!!!! (actually, it wasn't over then, and its still not over now!)

the school singing goodbye to us....i'm sure they were so sad...ya right!
just matriculated...almost married!
muki and mushi - last time wearing school bags and uniforms!!!
mushki and marli learning maths for the last time ever
mushki, sam, muki, mushi, me and sasha by the limo that fetched us from school

malopropisms and/or puns specially for mushi

So of course it’s difficult to learn the English language…….and learning to spell can be pure guess work…

a. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
b. A backward poet writes inverse.
c. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
d. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
e. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
f. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
g. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
h. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
i. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
j. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
k. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
l. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
m. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
n. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
o. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
p. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
q. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
r. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
s. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
t. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
u. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
v. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
w. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
x. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
y. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
z. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
aa. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
ab. A lot of money is tainted - ‘taint yours and ‘taint mine.
ac. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
ad. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
ae. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
af. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium
at large.
ag. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.
ah. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
ai. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
aj. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
ak. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

I don't HAVE a camera so i decided to put these pics

a picture of a bear i used for a project in grade 4!!! can u imagine, i was once in grade 4?!!!!!!!

YUM
YUM
YUM
YUM
YUM
i ate an entire bar of strawberry chocolate today...i can't decide if that yum or just gross...

how cute is this totally unknown kid?!!!!!!

and these cute little monkeys are in homour of chana leah's birthday....

hava great day/nite
luv me

LOL!

Gold Reef City during Chol Hamoed

da lazy horse that ate 2 much!! and mushki g's friend!!! how romantic
who had an accident?!? we got sooo wet!!!

Random pics

Chaya, i definately dont think we should go into catering!! we made such a MESS! but the brownies where YUM and it was lots of fun!! :)
Working at Mrs Shwatzs fun house!!! or should i say chilling or chatting!!! (oy bad pic!)

Back again!!

WOW, sukkos is over and it was such a crazy, fun and really busy time!!! not that i was studying or anything!! but im back and been trying to post a few random pics like the ones from gold reef city during chol hamoed it was really fun! but my computer is not cooperating!! guess will try again another time!! ahhhhhhhhh no more english eva!!!! just thought i'd share my excitement!!!! lots of luv!!

it's official.....we're...............

SLEEPING!!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK!:)

WOW!!!!!!!! its already 9 october which means tom is the 10th which means MATRIC FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD LUCK 2 all the matrics out there especially the MATRICS06C!!!

our last day of school!!!

why do we look so happy?? are those not tears of joy chaya??
our bracelets that mushi and i made at da jewellery making thing!! how stun:)

Chayas bday party at her house!

uhm!! we were so greedy with the choc!! thanks chaya 4 all da cool prizes- menuchas really njoying them:)

during our last days at school!!!

taking over the office
Jabu!!!
our last davening (at school:) ever!!!!
fighting with mrs shay! jk! i would neva fight with her

Theme Song

This is to all the teachers who thought we wouldn't come right, i could name them all by name...but i'm not going to. This is to our parents, who might or might not be happy with all our choices in life, past present and future. This is to those who never gave up on us, however few they are. Yip, we went through some hard times, but if we hadn't had those times, we wouldn't be who we are today, and we definitely do want to be who we are today! Most importantly, this song is to us, because anybody who says we're not perfect, just doesn't understand what perfection is!

Perfect
-Simple Plan

Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I'm wasting my time
Doing things I wanna do
But it hurts when you disapprove all along

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that I'm alright
And you can't change me

Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect

I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright

Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect

Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again (right again)
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard just to talk to you
But you don't understand (you don't understand)

Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect

Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect

oy, lol, wateva...

yip, i have nothing to say...i'm like totally speechless...i am finally using this blog for the purpose it has been created...for after school...yes muki, it's after school, like not we finished at 3 and r going home tomorrow, we never have to go back excpet to write exams and for 2 lessons next week! FREAKY! i stopped crying long enough to write this! jk, i stopped crying abt a min after i started because of our 'smile and the world smiles w/ u, cry and u wet ur face' motto. anyhow, i jst felt like writing this. hava good nite and a ksiva vechasima tova and c u all next year and all that immature junk and mrs w if u reading this, which i sure hope u not, i forgive u, and apologise for any hurt i may have caused u. shalom

ANOTHER CRAZY DAY IN SCHOOL!!

"I DARE YOU TO TAKE A BITE OF DA CANDLE!!" YUM
SINGING!! NICE MIKES (thanks 4 ur shirt sash!:)
dancing on da table- da teachers desk actually

chaya's bday!!

THE PRODUCTION WAS SOOOOO STUN!! AND SOOOO MUCH FUN!here just chilling between shows! and of course da star of da show, Nechama!!!!
CHAYA'S BDAY PARTY!!!! AHPPY 18 CHAY!! oh ill give u one guess where we are??? HOOLIGANS!!!!!!-YUM

Matric farewell speech

(Sasha): Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived eight beautiful princesses who –

(Smoo): No, wait a minute; you’ve got the wrong speech.

(Sasha): Right, our class can be described as anything but a fairytale.

(Chaya): Let’s start again.

(Sasha): (looking for right speech)
Oh this looks more like it.
In a deep, dark forest, which is so still, even the birds are afraid to make a sound, where the grass is too scared to grow…

(Sasha): There is a school called Torah Academy Girls High School, and the girls there are definitely not afraid to flourish!

(Muki): Our school day begins at 8 o’clock

(Chaya): Actually, quarter past 7 for me…

(Muki): Well, besides for Chaya, the school day begins at 8. By 8:15, most of us have arrived, hastily pulling, not brushing! hair into ponytails, tying shoelaces, removing jewelry and hiding hands behind backs so our nail polish is unnoticeable. We sneak into davening…

(smoo): Which is better left undescribed so not to embarrass anyone!

(mushi): We have an eight hour school day, which is quite surprising considering we have hardly any lessons. Aside from the few occasions when we actually do go to class, our main place of residence is in the driveway, lying right in the sun

(mushi): Even Rabbi Hazdan has given up on relocating us!

(marli): Truth be told, we do have amazing teachers!

(sasha): Morah Stern, if anything, has taught us one of the most important sentences in the Hebrew language. Whenever we are stuck in Israel, at least we’ll be able to say ‘ha’im ani yechola lalechet lashirutim?’ or repeat Magash Hakesef line by line!

(mushi): Mrs. Mintz’s advice has always been valuable…as in ‘do 3 hours of accounts a day!’ and ‘think before you ink!’ Her fluffy tablecloths, cinnamon buns, muffins, and bananas are always in abundant supply.

(muki): ‘Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments, love is not love which alters when it alteration finds or bends with the remover to remove, oh no it is an ever fixed mark….’ That’s the way we feel about English, and our English teacher. With a teacher like Mrs. Isaacs, who cries during our speeches, one cannot help but love the English language. Mrs. Isaacs is one of the only teachers who understands why we are always talking and laughing, admitting that ‘life is more fun on the other side of the classroom!’

(chaya): Meffy, Mevrou, Fester Adams, we are so sorry about stealing your car. At least we gave it back undamaged, unlike the people who really stole the Hulk! Mevrou is one of the most down-to-earth teachers, constantly regaling us with stories of life in Kempton Park.and updating us on the school’s gossip.

(smoo): “Hello Mrs. Schay….how are you today?” One day we might be related to you, which explains your kindness to us like giving us lifts home… Mrs. Schay couldn’t resist our charm, and returned from a brilliant job to teach us Jewish History.

(sasha): Miss Webb gave up seeing the gorillas in Rwanda and the Serengeti Wildebeest Migration in order to teach us Biology. We are eternally grateful.

(marli): Although Ms Webb may be the best Biology teacher, Rabbi Fishman is coming a close second! Rabbi Fishman taught us about autopsies, while doing a hands-on demonstration on the model in our classroom. On hot days, he brings his hat so we can learn outside, and his eyes are sheltered from the glaring sun.

(muki): Another multi-talented teacher is Mrs. Schwartz. Not only does Mrs. Schwartz teach us how to get our Math’s correct, but she also taught us the Math’s Victory Dance, which we can do when we do get the math’s right! Her open home, her relaxed attitude (just chill girls!) and her comments like ‘don’t worry, if you need, you can sit with me and do maths while I’m delivering the baby’ show her absolute dedication to us and our work.

(smoo): Mrs. Sacks knows everything about everything there is to possibly know about. If you have a question, Mrs. Sacks has the answer. From Biology to Home Ec, to family life stories and gossip, Mrs. Sacks is like our mommy at school.

(mushi): When we see our ribs and feel our heart beat, we will think of Mrs. Pillay who can always come up with the cleverest ways to remember our B.E syllabus. Mrs. Pillay, we’ll even remember you when we participate with the cops. Thanks for being so kind, gentle and helpful.

(chaya): Rabbi Masinter, Rabbi Groner and Mrs. Wineburg are in charge of our spiritual development. They may feel that they haven’t taught us so much, but we want you to know, even if it sounds far fetched, we really have grown from every lesson with you.

( ):Mrs. A in her quite way keeps the school office running smoothly, she is almost always there to chat and give you valuable advice, such as “you might want to remove your nail polish before you go in there”, when you’re in the office, waiting to get into trouble.

(Sasha): There is no-one to cry tears of gladness for us tonight, with Mr. Shillinglaw gone. Sir, your absence is felt everyday.

(muki): Dr Russouw is officially in charge of forms in our school…and for hounding us when we don’t fill them in, as well as busting us when we doing our hair in class!

(Smoo): Most important to mention is the lady who keeps this crazy place insane! Morah Rebecca, thank you for sharing your office, your chocolate and your garanim. Thank you for your advice, your conversation and your guidance. We are so lucky to have a principal like you.

(Marli): However, our teachers are not the reason we are here tonight, we are.

(Marli): We haven’t all been together since nursery school like most matric classes, but we are one of the closest classes ever. We are so close we can

(Chaya): Finish each other’s sentences and read each others thoughts, and eat each other’s food.

Sammy’s mischievousness, Sasha’s artistic talent, Shterna Sarah’s legendary stubbornness.

(Sasha): Mushi’s sweetness, Muki’s brains (or just her pure luck), Marli’s advice, Mushki’s inquiring mind and Chaya’s quirkiness make our class the special class we are.

(Muki): If you ask any teacher, it’s quite a shock to the system to walk into our classroom during a lesson. On a good day, you will find: Mushki and Sam listening to the cricket and updating us on the latest scores or scheming an evil plan against the school and damaging school property. Its surprising to see how well Sasha does in school considering she spends every lesson designing her latest fashion range, and every once in a while cracks up to our madness, contributing her funny comments.

(Chaya): Shterna-Sarah is always missing in action unless she’s sitting on her desk painting mushi’s nails and giving the teachers a run for their money, that is, deciding if they want to run or have the money. If the class room is noisy, you have no doubt that Muki and Mushi are talking, singing, dancing or laughing but on a quiet day you’ll find them rolling sponge bob toys on the floor or reclining on the comfy couch.

(Smoo): When chaya is not having a rawl with marli or taking register on the back on the door, she also contributes to the noise-o-meter. Although she might be visiting the “bathroom”. It is a rare occasion to find Marli without her cell phone glued to her hand. Even though she only joined us this year, she fits in well with the crazy dynamics of our class.

(Mushi): There are certain memories that will stay with us forever. Huddling by the heater or cuddling on the big comfy couch on cold winter days, stuffing our faces during lessons, dancing around the teachers, our crazy fun-filled shabbatons, our dmc’s -deep meaningful conversations and every moment we spent together in and out of school. We miss each other when we are apart over the weekends, we can’t imagine how we are going to cope when we all go our separate ways.

(Sasha): Our school is generally a place of learning. The students from the teachers and the teachers from the students but most of all the enormous amount that we’ve learnt from each other and helping each other grow. We have to be eternally grateful to our amazing classmates have helped us develop into the unique and wonderful people that we are today and for making our school careers so full of fun, enjoyment and growth.

(muki): We owe a huge thank you to all those who made this special evening possible, morah rebbeca and the grade 11’s who put in a lot of effort into making us a very beautiful and memorable Matric farewell.

(Marli): We started high school full of dreams and plans for the far distant future, and now, sooner than we expected, the future we planned is practically tangible.

(Chaya): In November, we will leave the deep dark forest wherein our school lies. We will implement the future we having been dreaming of our entire lives, and iyh…

(Chaya): We will live happily ever after!

i'm trying and trying to post pics from the matric farewell but its not working... i'll keep trying...

we have the best school...production was AMAZING!!

and we have school tom...I HATE THE AUTHORITIES!!!!! and a whole bunch of other ppl too...but i luv Shterna SaraH, (and muki and mushi and mushki and sasha and sam and marli and pretty much anyone else)

hava great day/night

luv me

MATRIC FAREWELL!!!

WOW!!! we seriously had the most beautiful night!!!!!!!! im so sad school is finishing!!!
hehe we had to go to school today so this is how we came!!!! part pj's, part fancy dresses and part school uniform!! and we didnt get in trouble!!!:)